“No man ever said on his deathbed I wish I had spent more time in the office”

Q: How many dogs do you have?

A: Well, I have three dogs. But we are also fostering one. So we have four dogs at home.

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Q: How do you manage taking care of four big dogs?

A: Well, I think exercise is a big part of it. They get a walk at least once a day.

Q: Do you walk the dogs?

A: My wife does. I help.

Q: What do you mean?

A: Well my wife walks the foster separately. When we take our three dogs for a walk, my wife holds their leashes.

Q: What do you do?

A: I pull the wagon.

Q: What?

A: Michelle, our ten year old golden retriever, gets tired halfway through the walk. So when we turn back to go home, I put her in the wagon and I pull her home.

Q: What?

A: Huh?

Q: How does this work?

A: When we go for a walk, my wife walks our three dogs and I pull the wagon. When we turn around to go home, my wife walks two dogs and I pull the wagon with Michelle in it.

Swimming Pool – Check

Friends – Check

Ball – Check

Cap – Check

Goggles – Check

Warm Weather – Bah Humbug

Michelle: My face may be white but my heart is pure gold.

Human: Oh alright, here have some more treats.

Michelle: nom nom nom